Allright'
OK I know that traditionally fisherman tend to stretch the truth a little. I may have myself on occasion embelished a story jist a little. But this is getting out of control.
Hit up LA again this morning. caught well, uh nothing. Atleast I'm man enough to admit it. Launched at 360 at 5:10 surprised to see another 8 Suckers out there ahead of me that could'nt sleep either because of dreams of big bass swimming around so hungry that they're biting themselves. Started north of quinlan with a topwater and had several bites (though none of the fish were big enough to take the big topwater under). Hung one an hour or so later that may have been as big as the buzzbait that foul hooked him. After that, yea pitch the docks they say, reedlines and weed beds yea. Nothing. Now I don't claim to be tournament ready but I've fished most of my 30 years (even won a tournament or two) And I'm not a huge conspiracist [though I do think there was another shooter on the grassy knoll) But the gig is up I'm on too all of you catching these "monster" bass. Yea. Now I fished the drawdown and I caught some fish so big they'd scare your momma. Where they go and how they get there I don't care, but they go somewhere. Decker, no problem. Bastrop cast after cast. But LA in the summer c'mon guys just admit it. You come back from the lake and put your wives to work "photoshopping" another hog.
While we're on the topic RATTLESNAKES. I've got them in 12 different colors and both sizes and I've fished them a lot. I might even suspect I should have foul hooked something with one by now. Ive worked down a reed bank picked up 6 or 7 fish on a power worm switched to a rattle nothing. yea switched back to the worm and they're fighting over it. I don't know which one of you owns stock in rattle snakes but you owe me about 125 bucks. you've even gotten too my Dad He calls me, "son have you heard about these rattlesnakes I'm catching fish on them everywhere they're amazing" Funny thing is I've never actually SEEN him catch anything on them. As a matter of fact I've never seen anybody catch anything on them. The gig is up boys. I'm gonna expose you all for the liars that you are
OK I know that traditionally fisherman tend to stretch the truth a little. I may have myself on occasion embelished a story jist a little. But this is getting out of control.
Hit up LA again this morning. caught well, uh nothing. Atleast I'm man enough to admit it. Launched at 360 at 5:10 surprised to see another 8 Suckers out there ahead of me that could'nt sleep either because of dreams of big bass swimming around so hungry that they're biting themselves. Started north of quinlan with a topwater and had several bites (though none of the fish were big enough to take the big topwater under). Hung one an hour or so later that may have been as big as the buzzbait that foul hooked him. After that, yea pitch the docks they say, reedlines and weed beds yea. Nothing. Now I don't claim to be tournament ready but I've fished most of my 30 years (even won a tournament or two) And I'm not a huge conspiracist [though I do think there was another shooter on the grassy knoll) But the gig is up I'm on too all of you catching these "monster" bass. Yea. Now I fished the drawdown and I caught some fish so big they'd scare your momma. Where they go and how they get there I don't care, but they go somewhere. Decker, no problem. Bastrop cast after cast. But LA in the summer c'mon guys just admit it. You come back from the lake and put your wives to work "photoshopping" another hog.
While we're on the topic RATTLESNAKES. I've got them in 12 different colors and both sizes and I've fished them a lot. I might even suspect I should have foul hooked something with one by now. Ive worked down a reed bank picked up 6 or 7 fish on a power worm switched to a rattle nothing. yea switched back to the worm and they're fighting over it. I don't know which one of you owns stock in rattle snakes but you owe me about 125 bucks. you've even gotten too my Dad He calls me, "son have you heard about these rattlesnakes I'm catching fish on them everywhere they're amazing" Funny thing is I've never actually SEEN him catch anything on them. As a matter of fact I've never seen anybody catch anything on them. The gig is up boys. I'm gonna expose you all for the liars that you are